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We each need a far-left government to use tax dollars to pay for our useless overpriced $200,000 student loans. Translation: Did we mention how awesome we are? We mostly purchased expensive humanities degrees from elite leftist universities in subjects that no one cares about that advisors let us make up. We believe in the power of words and we are tired of the industry we love enriching the monsters among us, and we will do whatever is in our power to stop it.вЂќ вЂњWe are writers, editors, journalists, agents, and professionals in multiple forms of publishing. It is truly criminal to not agree with us about everything. Our favorite laws are those that help us label our intellectual counterparts as criminals, especially if they have any power.

Translation: In our sincere and heartfelt crusade for fr0ee-speech, we seek to find or create laws to legitimize censoring anyone we disagree with.

In that spirit, those who enabled, promulgated, and covered up crimes against the American people should not be enriched through the coffers of publishing.вЂќ вЂњSon of SamвЂќ laws exist to prevent criminals from benefiting financially from writing about their crimes. Our publishing houses are beloved, sacred, hallowed grounds that should be recognized as national monuments and worshiped holy reverence. We ignore the fact that Donald Trump specifically told people to be вЂњpeacefulвЂќ and вЂњpatrioticвЂќ and that his movement has always been one of peace and that he we the least interventionalist president since at least Jimmy Carter and perhaps prior to FDR. We also label ourselves scientific clergy, reserving the sole right to tell you what is science and which science profits to followвЂ“even as they change their minds or outright lie from week to week, like Dr. We support experimental biological agents that we call вЂњnovel vaccinesвЂќ developed under duress with absolutely no long-term studies and no liability. Translation: We do not care that the вЂњcagesвЂќ were created by Obama and that Biden will separate children from parents, too. And no one who incited, suborned, instigated, or otherwise supported the Janucoup attempt should have their philosophies remunerated and disseminated through our beloved publishing houses.вЂќ вЂњConsequently, we believe: No participant in an administration that caged children, performed involuntary surgeries on captive women, and scoffed at science as millions were infected with a deadly virus should be enriched by the almost rote largesse of a big book deal. We are democrats and despise any politicians who actually pose a threat to the implementation of our far-left ideologies. Translation: We only talk to other leftists who got humanities degrees and work in our field. вЂњAs members of the writing and publishing community of the United States, we affirm that participation in the administration of Donald Trump must be considered a uniquely mitigating criterion for publishing houses when considering book deals.вЂќ Though he allegedly sold America out to countries like China ( here is one example) and alleged ( with evidence) to be heavily involved with his father Joe Biden in doing so, we do not find any of this вЂњsketchyвЂќ as we sit and talk amongst our girlfriends at recess. We also canвЂ™t wait to chase the money surrounding the upcoming memoir of drug-addict Hunter Biden. We do not care that he allowed the terrorist Antifa and BLM to thrive under his presidency. However, we also give Barrack Obama, who knew about and helped illegally surveil President Trump using illegitimate FISA warrants while covering up details that contradicted his claims three biographical book deals. We, a team of the most brilliant literary minds in the industry, use the junior-high word вЂњsketchyвЂќ to condemn вЂњsweetheartвЂќ book deals to people who may not be respectable in our opinion.

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Translation: We love free speech, but only when it is speech we like and speech that has been bullied into agreeing with us. вЂњWe all love book publishing, but we have to be honest - our country is where it is in part because publishing has chased the money and notoriety of some pretty sketchy people, and has granted those same people both the imprimatur of respectability and a lot of money through sweetheart book deals.вЂќ You can read both the letter and its translation, below: Because they are very smart people with (we assume) fancy humanities degrees and we are just the plebes, we hired a translator to interpret their erudite message.